hello there

Welcome to Spastic, Tess's official fanlisting, currently listed under the Webmasters category at The Fanlistings Network. Do you worship Tess? Do you fall at her feet, faint at the sight of her, sigh at her voice (and boobs)? Then join us! Happy times await you!

Tess, surprise, surprise, did you suspect it was me who had you? Hehehehehehe.


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